- You think about Ben nonstop every day
- You kiss your picture of Ben goodnight
- You take a picture of Ben everywhere you go
- You only buy magazines that contain at least
one picture of Ben
-
You surf the net to find out more info
about him
-
You know every fact about Ben, tell
your friends and family about him, and now your parents even know
what color toothbrush he uses!
-
You say "amazing" at least
five times a day
-
You shout and jump up and down every
time you see him on TV
-
You see a recent picture of him and
yell out "That's a new jacket!" or "Last time he wore
that was in March last year"
-
Your room is so filled with pictures
and posters of him that you can no longer see the wallpaper or the
ceiling!
-
Arrange a birthday party on his birthday
and invite your friends to celebrate with you!
-
You're reading this list
-
You make a website about him
-
You start wearing the same clothes
-
Your books are covered with Ben pics
-
You have dreams about him
-
You dress your brother up as him
-
You wasted most of your printer's ink
on printing Ben articles and pics from the web
-
You apologize by saying "Sorry,
I can't take it back. I would if I could but I can't do that"
-
You've got all his music videos taped
twice each
-
You watch your tape every day
-
You name your computer Ben, and when
you turn it on it greats you with your fave Ben song!
-
You hug your computer every night before
you go to bed
-
You write to him at least once a day,
by snail mail and email, and are convinced his is going to reply
-
If someone says that Ben suck, you
give them the evil stare and a "what's wrong with you"-
kind of look.
-
You can sing every one of Ben's songs
backwards!
-
You are not doing something Benish,
you are in a state of depression
-
You keep singing Ben's songs out loud
in the supermarket without noticing
-
You start listening to Craig David
just because he's Ben's mate. He must be good!
-
Ben is on a TV show at 8:00 in the
morning, you get up at 6:00 just in case the show broadcasts early!
-
You change your fave color to your
fave Ben's fave color
-
You change your fave foods to his fave
foods
-
You go to ALL his gigs no matter how
far you have to travel
-
The only e-mails you get anymore is
something about Ben
-
You put every person who claims they're
Ben on your buddy list
-
You stop using capital letters and
start using a lot of dots..................
-
You get depressed when you miss one
of his appearences & start searching the net for a movie of it!
-
You've visited every Ben page on the
net and know instantly when they have been updated because you have
memorised them so well
-
You are listening to Ben right now
as your reading this!
-
You cut off communications with friends
who dislike Ben!
-
You name a pet after him
-
You're thinking of answers for this
page!
-
You keep coming up with arguments why
it is "a biblical curse" or "a ridicule curse"
on a daily basis!
-
Your whole school knows you are the
biggest Ben fan
-
Your teacher lets you write Adams on
your paper instead of your own last name!
Your e-mail address or screen name has Ben in it!
-
Your parents e-mail address have Ben
in it - obviously you signed them up!
-
You password is something to do with
Ben
-
When you have more than 10,000 posts
on his official forum (not aimed at anyone specific...)
-
You scream when you hear anybody say
his name
-
You're nodding nonstop throughout reading
this…